TERMINATED BBQ’s and PLASMA TV’s

Last week I was firing a shotgun into a TV screen, was smashing BBQ’s with bulldozers (with me in them) and riding down slip’n slides with blokes in their undies. Hey I really didnt like that. So to make myself feel more manly heres a photo of me with some chicks…. Check out next months issue of RALPH to see what went down when I hosted the Hollywood Ashes in L.A and the RALPH SWIMWEAR MODEL OF THE YEAR in Sydney. Its all in the name of entertainment my friends.

Hey Check Out my thumb! It looks like my pee pee!!
Tune into Meshel, Ash and Kip with Lutsy all this week to win free crap, or if our contestant stuffs it, hear me TERMINATE the big ticket prizes.
This morning we threw an anvil into an X BOX. YEAH!!
You might think its a waste of really expensive stuff, yes it is. (I’m lying, most if it was broken before, we’re not that stupid)

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GO TO THE NOVA WEBSITE AND CHECK OUT THE VIDEOS

Time for me to deflate the doll and get ‘ outta here. (leave the hotel room)