Come on down to the Regatta in Brisbane tonight to see the Qld Roar play the Perth poo poo’s on the big screen. My good mate Bossy from Nova and I will be recording another cracking webisode of On The Mike with radio TV super star Bianca Dye.
(who will probably be drunk, actually, so will I)
Come on down from 6!
Somebody just farted into the microphone and it went through my ears.
Bossy love to point at the people he wants to shag!
come and have a dance!
Hot!!
You may have already seen this video on the news, and if you haven’t- click play now.
It’s a priceless moment from a devastating time.
Please support the Victorian Bushfire Appeal
There are many ways that you can donate to the Red Cross State Government Victorian Bushfire Appeal Fund:
* Visit www.redcross.org.au
* Phone 1800 811 700
* Donate at any NAB, ANZ, Westpac or Commonwealth Bank branch
* Donate at any Bunnings store
* By direct deposit to the Victorian Bushfire Relief Fund – BSB 082-001, Account number 860-046-797
Okay I’ve decided to start a new video blog. If you have a question about anything whatsoever. What to feed your dog, relationship advice, what kind of cream to use on your rash, why he/she won’t call you back, whatever. Just ask Mike.
No Valentine? Or maybe cant decide where to take your one and only for a fun night out? Or maybe you just want to pick up…..a few free drinks and win some prizes I mean.
Come to my next big show in Brisbane before I perform at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
Thanks to all the awesome people from todays McDonalds Crew Trainer Rally in St Kilda. Was great to meet you all and give away such cool prizes.
I never realized that it was such a great company to work for and I never realized that Ronald McDonald was a real life Wranger!!
(I Checked His Armpits)Â
Hope to see you all again next year!
Tomorrow night the year is over and thank f*%k. This has been the most shit year ever and I think its about time I just came out and said it.
As I get up on stage at Odyssey on the Gold Coast to MC the New Years Eve party with Jet, Grinspoon and Adrian Greiner from Entourage I will be leaving the pain of a crap year behind me and moving on with a big Freakin party.
(By the way tickets still available)
The only good thing this year was getting engaged to the girl of my dreams but everything else was crap. Family and friends getting divorced, The economy shitting itself, house prices taking a dive, friends kicking the bucket oh and how could i forget the greatest shows in the world Big Brother and Download getting canned by Channel Ten. I am packaging up this year in a box and setting fire to it, then putting its ashes in a bottle and burying it in the back yard  where my dog religiously takes a crap.  Thanks for letting me release.
Oh and hey, take a look at this house in the shape of a toilet. How funny is that.
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(the shock of getting a radio job again)Â
Here comes the Summer Crew!
After trying to light a fart into a microphone that set fire to Triple M studios, after a drinking competition with Slash from Guns and Roses for three hours that ended in commercials, music and talking all happening at the same time I really didnt think radio would be ready for the return of the Mike Goldman madness that I likes to bring on.
Luckily my good friends Brian Mcfadden and Rikki Lee have decided to join me on air and make some noise over the next few weeks on your favorite radio station. But be careful because it could cause an insatiable urge to eat non-food substances like dirt, paper, glue and clay if you listen for too long.
The Summer Crew will start this Monday the 8th of December and feature interviews with some of the biggest stars in the world and give away some massive prizes to listeners all over Australia.
So listen in!B105, 2Day FM, Fox FM, SA FM and 92.9 in PERTH.Â
Bossy and Mike talk the talk every week.They cant walk the walk because they’re sitting down. Â
