FNL BEATS RUGBY LEAGUE AND AFL

Finally after years of having our arses kicked, FNL is beating the footy.FOOTBALL gets promoted in every newspaper in the country every day of the week and every sports bulliten and we kick its arse! How good is that!GO BIG BRO FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE!!!!! 

!!FRIDAY NIGHT WARNING!!

Bree Amer, Ryan Fitzy Fitzgerald and I are back the week after Big Brother with our new show, Friday Night Download. If you have any cool web videos that you’ve made yourself please send them to me and we’ll try to get them on the show.Not just stuff you find on the web but cool stuff that you may have uploaded yourself is what were  looking for.If you’re really really good looking and you want tickets for the shows live audience filming starts in Sydney in a few weeks.   Send me an e mail and I’ll forward it to our producers. P.S It has nothing to do with our new show, but heres a photo of the buxom beauty Bianca from Big Brother in a bikini

Dixie Chicken

mikeyjackiAs the latest evictee from the Big brother house, Dixie shoved her face into a bucket of KFC I thought to myself this is really weird.

She was into it like a Mercedes Corby lawyer onto Anna Coren from Today Tonight and I was thinking, how the hell did I get here?

I never thought in a million years I would have a turn at hosting the Sunday eviction show and yesterday when I got the call from BB management telling me that KYLE was sick and they wanted me to fill in I thought it was a joke.

King Kyle has a chest infection and is recovering well I hear. Lets hope he comes back this weekend to stir things up.

After 8 years working on the show, starting out as voiceover and crowd warm up man It was something that I never really thought I would ever get the chance to do. Gretel didnt have a sick day in 7 years. I didn’t ring any friends or family to tell them that I was doing it because I really didn’t think it was going to happen. What a buzz being up there in front of that roaring crowd, they were so full on.

The intruders were great but Im really annoyed at Terrance. He promised to stir things up but went into the house and did sod all. He didn’t even stick up for Terri when Nobbi was absolutely hammering her last night. He was being an absolute bastard, screaming at Terri like a f%*$ing moron. He may be funny and have a lot of fans, but theres no reason to speak to an old lady like that. As annoying as she can be, I really felt for her.

Random Rant: The Nurofen Ad

You know the wedding commercial where the mother of the bride or some old dodgy nanna puts some nurofen/headache pills on the brides dress?  Wouldn’t you be pissed off if you were expecting cash to be stuck to you and this old mole staples some headache pills to your dress. What is that saying? HEY BITCH YOU’RE A RIGHT HEADACHE! Is a cheap present, the worst last minute present you could ever imagine. Shit! I forgot a wedding present, I know I’ll just give her this half used out of date packet of pills from my purse.
They should have had a punch up right there and then at the wedding.

END RANT.

Big MOUTH

My GAWD!!! The people who comment on my blog at the Courier are so hardcore.

Some of the stuff theyre writing are so mean. Go and have a look! www.couriermail.com.au (just go to the BLOG section)
Eight years and going strong Big Brother fired up a new show called Big Mouth last night. Pretty damn cool, I must say well well done to all involved.

Im off to my future father in laws birthday tonight, well done for making it this far Steve and than ks for letting me marry your daughter!

Hey Ive got to say Im really pissed off that Big Brother didnt get the Logie again this year. BUMMER.

Thats all, I shouldnt really winge about it anymore.

The logies was fun, I met Peter Hellier, hes cool, Roves script writers were a funny bunch and Daryl Summers was a freakin legend. Loved talking to him about TV and stuff.

Mike Blogging for the Courier Mail

Hello fine friends of onthemike.com.

During Big Brother I will be a Big Blogger for News Ltd ,(the Courier Mail). So pop by and see what Im ranting about there!!

Of course I will post other wack stuff here like, what I think of party boy Todd Mckenny, how much my head weighs and weather or not I miss hosting the UP LATE show.

Todays my forst day back into the daily grind of Big Bro. Its meantal this year. At first I thought,”what a strange bunch of coconuts”, but as I watch them over the last few hours I really am starting to love them.

Its going to be an awesome series.

Friday Night Live with be freakin massive!!

This Friday night is “out of this world night”, were house mates will have to hang onto a spaceship for dear live, dress as aliens and fight to win a very cool prize.

Also see the premiere of “Miami Bryce”. Listen to his new jingle.
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Big Brother Launch

This is my eighth year of Big Brother and I couldn’t be more excited to be coming back to host Friday Night Live and watching the house mates compete against each other in our wacky games. Without doubt this will be the most diverse and different bunch of housemates we’ve ever seen, the most controversial hosts and the most incredible amount of twists and turns we’ve ever seen.

I absolutely see BB as one of the greatest shows in the world today that is still successful in over 30 countries. Where else can you see people on television, forgetting the cameras are on, pouring their hearts out about their life problems. They could vent or share about anything from parents breaking up or watching them falling in love.

I have seen so many moments on Big Brother that have brought tears to my eyes and even more that have made me laugh uncontrollably. I will be letting you know what I really think of the house mates right here every day and sharing the many funny, bizarre moments from behind the scenes on Friday Night Live and the other shows that I’m a part of. The dramas that happen to house mates when they leave the compound and the stories that unfold in the house. This weeks theme for Friday Night Live was supposed to be a secret but this photo taken in Ryan Fitzgerald’s dressing room kind of gives away the theme.
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No its not “Muppets in Space”, or even “Kermit the Frog and Chewbaccas love child”. Its actually an “Out Of This World” theme.

The BB opening night show tonight at 7.30 on Ten is going to be an absolute cracker with the littlest, youngest, oldest and biggest breasted bunch of house mates ever with more twists and turns than any other year.
When you see where the housemates have to sleep together in the same bed you will piss yourself laughing. So far we’ve had a sneak preview and seen Saxxon, (not Gretskys ex toy boy) the Alien Conspiracy theorist from Adelaide, Dixie from Dubbo the Councilor and Terri the Sydney nanna who thinks all religion is evil and Pauline Hanson rocks.

Kyle and Jaci O are going great and have settled in quite nicely I think. They both have much bigger dressing rooms than me and I’m still stuck in a freakin broom closet which really sucks but I don’t spend much time in my dressing room anyway. Tomorrow Bree, Fitzy and I will be filming a new drama series for Friday Night Live called “The Bald and The Beautiful”. Its a bizarre new sitcom that we will play every week. Here is our first exclusive and dramatic look, what do you think, quite sexy aren’t we?
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As the new BB jingle goes, “I DONT THINK SO”.

You bet it’s going to be one hell of a ride this year, who’s coming with me?
Get online and chat with me here every Thursday afternoon.

Heres the ones we know about, meet the rest tonight from 7pm on Ten.

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Saxon
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Travis
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Dixie
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Terri
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32-year-old spunky firefighter, David who escaped a religous cult to be a part of the show. (well a few years later anyway)

Big Brother in Little China

Im back from China and the Olivia Newton John fund raiser.

Had a ball but got very sick with some freaky Chinese bird flu thing.

Actually most of the people on the tour got sick.

I reckon if you’re a betting man, which i’m not, you should bet on China to win the most medals at this years Olympics as Im pretty sure every athlete will get some freaky virus that most of us got when we were there.

Anyhoo, Big Brother starts this weekend and Its my eighth year, can you believe I kept a job for this long?

No more UP LATE, cause Channel Seven and Channel Nine stuffed the whole late night game show thing by doing it wrong.

THEY COPIED ME and MY IDEA!!!

They did it in a horrible money grabbing way and my show was fun and entertaining while giving away money.

Hence there are no more people willing to call up for the quizzes and games. Thanks Nine and Seven.

The Up Late ratings were still massive, so thats not to blame for the show being taken off at all.

Thanks for the thousands of e mails and letters asking why UP LATE is not back but the good news is if youve got HD there should be a live streaming element on TEN HD TV, Three Mobile and the big brother website. bigbrother.com.au

Courier Mail Brisbane has the GREAT WALK Blog…..


Yes while in China I’m blogging my journey for the Courier Mail. Call me a sellout or whatever you will but the truth is their advertising budget will surely get a lot more hits than my little site and its all about the hits baby, and you know I love big hits!You can view it here!! And sponsor me here!!

Go on, you know you want to!!!

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