Ask Mike

Okay I’ve decided to start a new video blog. If you have a question about anything whatsoever. What to feed your dog, relationship advice, what kind of cream to use on your rash, why he/she won’t call you back, whatever. Just ask Mike.
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Mikes Big Valentines Day Love In….

 

Come to the party!Come to the party!Valentines day 09
No Valentine? Or maybe cant decide where to take your one and only for a fun night out? Or maybe you just want to pick up…..a few free drinks and win some prizes I mean.
Come to my next big show in Brisbane before I perform at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

2009 McDonalds Crew Trainer Rally


Thanks to all the awesome people from todays McDonalds Crew Trainer Rally in St Kilda. Was great to meet you all and give away such cool prizes.
I never realized that it was such a great company to work for and I never realized that Ronald McDonald was a real life Wranger!!
(I Checked His Armpits) 
Hope to see you all again next year!

FLUSH 2008 DOWN THE DUNNY

Tomorrow night the year is over and thank f*%k. This has been the most shit year ever and I think its about time I just came out and said it.

As I get up on stage at Odyssey on the Gold Coast to MC the New Years Eve party with Jet, Grinspoon and Adrian Greiner from Entourage I will be leaving the pain of a crap year behind me and moving on with a big Freakin party.

(By the way tickets still available)

The only good thing this year was getting engaged to the girl of my dreams but everything else was crap. Family and friends getting divorced, The economy shitting itself, house prices taking a dive, friends kicking the bucket oh and how could i forget the greatest shows in the world Big Brother and Download getting canned by Channel Ten. I am packaging up this year in a box and setting fire to it, then putting its ashes in a bottle and burying it in the back yard  where my dog religiously takes a crap.  Thanks for letting me release.

Oh and hey, take a look at this house in the shape of a toilet. How funny is that.

 

Mike for Breakfast……

(the shock of getting a radio job again) 

Here comes the Summer Crew!

After trying to light a fart into a microphone that set fire to Triple M studios, after a drinking competition with Slash from Guns and Roses for three hours that ended in commercials, music and talking all happening at the same time I really didnt think radio would be ready for the return of the Mike Goldman madness that I likes to bring on.

Luckily my good friends Brian Mcfadden and Rikki Lee have decided to join me on air and make some noise over the next few weeks on your favorite radio station. But be careful because it could cause an insatiable urge to eat non-food substances like dirt, paper, glue and clay if you listen for too long.

The Summer Crew will start this Monday the 8th of December and feature interviews with some of the biggest stars in the world and give away some massive prizes to listeners all over Australia.

So listen in!B105, 2Day FM, Fox FM, SA FM and 92.9 in PERTH. 

FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE WINS NICKELODEON KIDS CHOICE AWARD


Yes the coolest show in the world just got cooler!The Ninjas, Housemates, Bree, Fitzy and spunky behind the scenes people at Friday Night Live have taken out the Best Action Show.ddwThank you so much to all the kids that have voted for us and given the FNL team such a great send off after five seasons of fun! Thanks to all the Nickelodeon kids for blowing me up.Im told that it is an honor greater than being slimed. What can I say? Im flattered!See you all this friday night for the premiere of DOWNLOAD on TEN at 7.30. Its gonna be awesome!award

Download Is Back On TEN – With Mike, Bree and Fitzy.

 

Yes the coolest show on TV is back Friday October 17 on TEN.For our first show special Guest Jade Mcrae joins us on the week of her new album launch, theres your chance to win almost $40,000 in cash and prizes with our SONY Download upload competition.  

Plus we will also be showing you cool segments like the “Biggest Waste of Cyberspace”, “Trick or Fully Sick” and “Download Gold”.Its going to be wicked! See you there!  Oh and thanks to everyone who voted for us in the Nick Kids Choice Awards in Melbourne this weekend.

Looks like we may have just won!Will keep you posted.   

MikeG   

P.S I need sponsors in my swim for the royal children’s hospital http://www.everydayhero.com.au/Mike_Goldman

    Heres the poeple who sponsored me so far!

Thank you

!!!!!!!!!!!!!LEGENDS!!!!!!!!! 

The Khaki Warrior 06 Oct 08 donation $10.00AUD Crikey! Shall I dump a croc in the pool so you’ll swim faster?
Harvey and Margie 04 Oct 08 donation $100.00AUD Go Mike! Pretend a shark is chasing you!!
Sonia (Perth) 02 Oct 08 donation $100.00AUD An amazing thing that are doing Mike for such a great cause.. Son 🙂
Alex Mavroidakis 02 Oct 08 donation $50.00AUD Go for Gold . . . man.
Emily Knox 02 Oct 08 donation $5.00 AUD Go Goldman! Save some kiddos
ernie & dino 02 Oct 08 donation $25.00AUD go mikey, you’re a legend.
virginia and jade 26 Sep 08 donation $10.50AUD hiya mike!!!
Andrew Gladwin 21 Sep 08 donation $25.00AUD Go Mikey !!
Heath and Naish 19 Sep 08 donation $10.00AUD Go Mike 

 

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