Im giving away all this stuff at the RSPCA million paws walk in Sydney. Come down with ya puppies and win stuff!
Huyndai i30cw wagon SX manual valued at $24,000
5 years supply of Hill’s Pet Nutrition pet food, valued @ $5,000 RRP
2 Electrolux Pet Friendly Vacuum Cleaners valued @ $1,100 RRP
Hamish McBeth package of leads, collars, grooming products valued @ $1,000 RRP
You can just show up and register your dog because web registration is now closed.
See you at Sydney Olympic park from 10 this Sunday. WOOF!!!
I’m hosting the HOLLYWOOD ASHES in L.A this Saturday
My first ever job in Hollywood, sure its a free one, but I’m on a microphone and there’s people coming. Actually theres lots of people and bucket loads of celebrities. 24’s Julian Sands and DANCING WITH THE STARS’ Len Goodman will battle House’s Jesse Spencer and THE BEAST’S Travis Fimmel on Saturday May 9th, 2009 at the Westfield Hollywood Ashes celebrity cricket match. The spirited, Saturday afternoon Twenty20 match at Woodley Cricket Field in Van Nuys, California is between historical rivals, Australia and Britain. Actress/comedienne Tracey Ullman will conduct the coin toss.
The event boasts an additional star-studded team that includes Jason Clarke (BROTHERHOOD), Luke Ford (MUMMY 3) Curtis Stone (celebrity chef), Brett Hicks-Maitland (ALL SAINTS), David Hoflin (NEIGHBOURS), Nash Edgerton (director, THE SQUARE), Ben Lawson (NEIGHBORS) and Cameron Daddo (24) playing for Australia. Representing Britain will be Darius Danesh (POP IDOL), Nigel Lythgoe (SYTYCD), Len Goodman (DWTS), Ross King (KTLA), Julian Stone (GENERAL HOSPITAL) and Rhino (GLADIATORS).
Cricketing legends Graham Hick, (English Test Cricketer) Michael Kasprowicz (Australian Test Cricketer) Shahid Afridi (Pakistan Test Cricketer), Younis Khan (Pakistan Test Captain) will bring a world-class cricketing standard to the occasion.
Cheering from the sidelines will be Eric Idle (MONTY PYTHON), Bruno Tonioli (DWTS), Stephanie Jacobsen (MELROSE PLACE), Natasha Henstridge (ELI STONE), Sean Maguire (THE CLASS), Derek Hough (DWTS), Shannon Elizabeth (AMERICAN PIE), Kris Marshall (LOVE ACTUALLY) plus more to be announced. Honorary supporters include Hugh Jackman, Ozzy Osborne, Rupert Murdoch and cricketing legends Shane Warne and Kevin Pietersen. Hopefully some of those guys show up and I get to interview them for the crowd.
These guys will be there too, they are a Gangsta Rappin Cricket team from Compton.
PARTY PASH WORLD PREMIERE!!!!!!
Come to The World Premiere of Party Pash!!!!
Crazy games, cool prises and the hottest singles around!
Better than the Ghetto Upgrade
The beautiful people at V Australia gave me the super upgrade to L.A, not to be confused with the Ghetto upgrade where you’re in economy and find you have a few spare seats next to you to spread out on. The flight was fantasteriffic with everything you could ever dream of wanting on a thirteen hour flight other than for it to be shorter than thirteen hours. On V Australia (direct to LA from Brisbane) you can order whatever food when you want, you get Bvulgari toiletries in a cool bag, special V Australia pyjamas and thongs. I have to say whenever I fly any part of the Virgin air franchise I always see people around me turn into flight crew groupies, not because they’re all hot, but due to the amazing vibe that resonates from people who actually enjoy their job, how they’re treated and the company they work for. Not like the old cart tarts that have been with the airlines so long they have become excess baggage.
The entertainment on V Australia was super with all the latest movies, music and the best coloring in books ever. RAD!!
So Im in a few Facebook foreplay foray’s with a few agent/producer types in L.A who have a few things going but it seems an O Visa is needed. I need to visit myself one of those lawyer beasts so they can fill out a form for me, mail it and charge me three grand. I do want to do some work in the land of LA LA but could I be stuffed paying all that moolah for a working Visa? Hopefully what happened to me last time I was there won’t stop me getting back in. 
For those of you that think I really was arrested, I wasn’t. It was just me mucking around outside the House Of Blues after a few drinks and the cop, posed for photos and let me sit in the back of the car pretending to be cuffed. Great publicity. It was in every paper in Australia. Im back in L.A in a couple of weeks with Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, Shane Warne and a few other big celebrities for the Hollywood Ashes. Check out hollywoodashes.com
V Australia to L.A on Wednesday….
G’Day L.A heres my showreel!
I’ve Been Dreaming of L.A for years, Lucky I haven’t hurt myself while doing so.
I cant believe that they didnt invite you!! I waill have words with sir Dick!!
I’m going to be your celebrity chaser in L.A, get ready for some dirt.
Big party in L.A at the Mondrian hotel in Hollywood when we get there too.
Then I’m heading to a private Hollywood hills party at aussie actor Tottie Goldsmiths house. Should have some awesomelicious celebrity gossip there too!
I just found out I’ve scammed my way backstage for the upcoming Brittany Spears Concert at the Stapleton centre on the 15th!!!! Woooo wooooo, its Brittany Bitch!!
Also escorting about 300 competition winners to L.A too!!!
My new publicity picture was taken today by local photographer Henryk Lobaczewski from henrykphoto.com who is a good mate of mine…
I wouldn’t recommend this kind of thing but, I actually burnt my sausage on the shoot. Yeeeoooch!!
L.A here we come!
Mikey xxxxx
Hippies Ruined My Night
Why does saving the environment, loving trees, hating big corporations and eating lots of lentils mean that you have to stink, be really ugly and have absolutely no dress sense?
There was a swarm of smelly booger faced hippies at my show last night to see a crap band with a dodgy P.A. I wish I could shovel them all into a hippy crusher and fertilize my lawn with their stinky juice. Screw you hippies!
Buzzalicious
They frustrate me, normally I’m a real controller thrower when it comes to video games, but the new PS3 game, “The Brain Of OZ”, its love at first Buzz. I have been a fan of the game since I first played the music version at EA games Westfield Parramatta one day after ditching my over shopportunistic girlfriend who was annoying the crap out of me. I so rate the little free video game oasis that pops up at your local shopping centre just when you need an escape. Hideout for hours at a time ignoring the whining phone in your pocket crying out for money to buy dodgy shoes or to be summoned into a change room for a “does my bum look big in this”, check. Usually I go for the third person shoot em ups, like Medal of Honour, Quake, Halo or Fallout. But when you’ve got a bunch of non video game lovers over for chow, nothing beats the BUZZ. The quiz game is hosted by BUZZ who jumps around with these amazing energy legs dogging you out if you lose. Buzz is voiced by the legendary Jason Donovan. The controllers are wireless, unlike the old tangley versions and it now comes in the all new all Aussie rendition. Yesterday I hosted the launch of “Buzz The Brain Of Oz”, among gameshow legends Greg Evens from Perfect Match, who is now a wedding celebrant, Wheel Of Fortunes Baby John Burgess who works on AM music radio in Melbourne and New Price Is Right man, Ian Turpie who is an actor on the coolest TV show right now, SBS’s Swift and Shift written by televisionary Pauly Fenech. Go Turps! Love the funeral ads. I dont know who does his make up in those ad’s an embalmer maybe? He looks much better in real life. Anyway people, ditch your shopping sherpa and go and buy BUZZ The Brain Of OZ, it’s awesome in a can.
Oh and Come to my UNDERBELLY party this Saturday night at the Melbourne hotel in Brisbane.
Mikey 😉
Come to Mikes underbelly Party!!!!!!
Those naughty monkeys at the Melbourne hotel and I have another cracking party
for you to come to.
Im doing my usual on stage madness but this time with Carl Williams from Underbelly and a few of his mates aka Alex D and Gyton G. If you were at the last party we threw there you will know that this is one hell of a cool new place to hang out. Better than any of the pretentious wanky valley clubs. This awesome bar is my new home I think.
Grantie and Manelli
My Dad Grant got married on the weekend to the lovely Manel.
Everyone is saying it was by far the best wedding ever!
Singers, Rugby league Mascots and even belly dancing.
Oh by the way, thats me singing in the background.
Grantie and Manelliiiiii……
Give him a call on 131269 anytime between 6 and 9am on RAdio 2SM Sydney.