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Couldn’t be stuffed

This will so look like an info-mercial.I am so lazy at the moment. I really couldnt be bothered training or getting fit.about 6 months ago I was training every day and I have found that I just don’t have the time. I do one sit up a day, I sit up in the morning and lay down at night. Lazy MO FO, anyway after big Brother I will have more time to lose my flabby gut. I was going to put a photo of it here but I just looked at them and was disgusted. Why am I even writing this. I should be going for a run or something. Australia now has the highest obesity rate in the world which I find really hard to believe because when I was in the US when everywhere I looked there was a Jabba the hut baby human lurking.  Im going to the gym now!!!! 

One Reply to “Couldn’t be stuffed”

  1. Not sure where you went when you were in New York City but you must have stayed in the tourist areas. While of course we do have plenty of larger size inhabitants we also have more than our fair share of the most beautiful women in the world. Guess you just didn’t go to the places where the beautiful people gather. Perhaps you’ll have better luck next time.

    BTW, I think you would find yourself well employed if you could secure a voice over agent for the states. Don’t let the Brits take all the jobs! 🙂

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