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A day in the life….

Today I went to the car wash and a lovely young lady called Bear blackened my tyres

(like my Pizza Hut Iraq hat?)

Her workmates tell me that her name is Bear due to the tanties the displays occasionally, like an angry Bear. Really I couldnt see it myself, she seemed like such a lovely young lady and when it came to tyre blackening she curved and weved her way around my faded rims like a pro.

Also went out to the Smith Family’s hamper packing at the convention centre. Good to do something for the needy this Christmas!

Was going to see the premiere of the new Russell Crowe, Densel Washington movie “American Gangster”, when I had my mate from Nova, Ben Clayton, proclaim he had tickets for the Veronicas concert at the entertainment center. Being a muso myself I thought it would be great to see the girls and band in full flight for free. No seats for us up the back or at the side where we could nonchalantly sneak in unnoticed. We were three rows from the front, led in by the usher with a big torch that he may as well of shone on us and got the band to announce that there were two straight blokes together at the veronicas concert over the age of 13. How embarrassing, I believe the picture tells a story. Love the girls in the band, but due to the ear piercing screaming and strange looks from parents in the audience we were there for three songs. What losers.

6 Replies to “A day in the life….”

  1. Heyy Mike
    It’s Bear the girl who washed your car. You had really dirty wheels and they were really hard to clean. Haha!
    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
    Bear x

  3. WHAT THE???

    ***************ATTENTION MIKE GOLDMAN************

    I WISH YOU A MERRY CHRIST-MAS DUDE!!!
    TRUE STORY:
    JOEL WAS AT THE LOCAL PUB ON SAT AND MY HUSBAND COULDNT BELIVE THAT I DIDNT GO TO SEE HIM…I SAID NO!!! ITS NOT LIKE ITS FITZY OR MIKE GOLDMAN. NO OFFENSE TO JOEL AS I WANTED HIM TO WIN WHEN HE WAS IN THE HOUSE…
    LOVE LOVE LOVE FROM YOUR BIG BIG BIG FAN
    viki 🙂

  4. Hey Mike
    Great photo of my daughter you have there…..
    I can show you one of her nice and clean and dressed up to the nines and you will not think it is the same girl. No matter what you say she is a Grump Bear 99% of the time
    kelly
    PS Merry Xmas to you and have a super safe New Year 🙂

  5. **********HAPPY NEW YEAR MIKE GOLDMAN************

    AND MIKES FANS!! AND BIG BROTHERS FANS!! AND EVERYONE!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    LOOOOOOOVE VIKI 🙂
    XXX

  6. i wrote a song about you and your cheesy grin mike 🙂 serious. you represent the metaphoric concept of television falsities driven by lonely people up late. its meant to be a bit tongue in cheek. just like you. ………haha its called TV MAN.

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