Why does saving the environment, loving trees, hating big corporations and eating lots of lentils mean that you have to stink, be really ugly and have absolutely no dress sense?
There was a swarm of smelly booger faced hippies at my show last night to see a crap band with a dodgy P.A. I wish I could shovel them all into a hippy crusher and fertilize my lawn with their stinky juice. Screw you hippies!